The Duck Song

The Duck Song
Sung by: Bryant Oden (a.k.a. The Duck)
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man runnin' the stand, he said, "Hey!"
*doo-doo-doo*
"Got any grapes?"
*doo-doo-doo*
The man said, "No, we just sell lemonade. It's cold and it's fresh and it's all homemade. Can I sell you a glass?"
*doo-doo-doo*
The duck said "I'll pass."
*doo-doo-doo*
Then he waddled away.
*waddle waddle*
'Till the very next day.
*doo-doo-doo*
The duck walked up to the lemonade and he said to the man runnin' the stand, he said, "Hey!"
*doo-doo-doo*
"Ya' got any grapes?"
*doo-doo-doo*
The man said, "No, like I said yesterday, we just sell lemonade, okay? Why not give it a try?"
The duck said, "Goodbye."
*doo-doo-doo*
Then he waddled away.
*waddle waddle*
He waddled away.
*waddle waddle waddle*
He waddled away.
*waddle waddle waddle*
'Till the very next day.
*doo-doo-doo*
Then the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man runnin' the stand, he said, "Hey!"
*doo-doo-doo*
"Ya' got any grapes?"
*doo-doo-doo*
The man said, "Look, this is gettin' old. Lemonade's all we've ever sold. Why not give it a go?"
*doo-doo-doo*
The duck said, "No."
*doo-doo-doo*
Then he waddled away.
*waddle waddle*
He waddled away.
*waddle waddle waddle*
He waddled away.
*waddle waddle waddle*
'Till the very next day.
*doo-doo-doo*
Then the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man runnin' the stand, he said, "Hey!"
*doo-doo-doo*
"Ya' got any grapes?"
*doo-doo-doo*
The man said, "THAT'S IT! If you don't stay away, duck, I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck. So don't get too close!"
*doo-doo-doo*
The duck said, "Adios."
*doo-doo-doo*
Then he waddled away.
*waddle waddle*
He waddled away.
*waddle waddle waddle*
He waddled away.
*waddle waddle waddle*
'Till the very next day.
*doo-doo-doo*
Then the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man runnin' the stand, he said, "Hey!"
*doo-doo-doo*
"Got any glue?"
*doo-doo-doo*
"What?" (the man)
"You got any glue?" (the duck)
"No. Why would I-Hey!" (the man)
"Then onemore question for you." (the duck)
*pause*
"Got any grapes?" (the duck)
And the man just stopped. Then he started to smile and he started to laugh. He laughed for a while.
Then he said, "Come on duck, let's walk to the store. I'll buy you some grapes so you won't have toask anymore."
So they walked to the store and the man bought some grapes.
He offered one to the duck and the duck said, "No thanks. But ya' know what sounds good? It would make my day. Do you think this store, do you think this store, do you think this store.....has any.....lemonade?"